brofisting:

TREND OF THE MOMENT: Classic Sexy Business

Fun fact! Dress on the right is almost identical to this Dorothy Perkins one:

which I out-and-out forced my flatmate to buy (in black) the other day. I am an efficient, but ruthless and violent personal shopper. “THIS LOOKS FUCKING GORGEOUS ON YOU. I WILL NOT HEAR A WORD OTHERWISE. YOU ARE BUYING IT RIGHT NOW EVEN IF I HAVE TO FROGMARCH YOU TO THE TILL KICKING AND SCREAMING. GOT IT? GOOD.”

anadapta:

I haven’t managed to draw anything worthwhile for a month, because, y’know, university. But I did try using Mudbox this week, and made this, which is far from ideal, but was nevertheless interesting to do.

Here are some pictures, since the video is uncorrectably tiny:

 

DUDE. 
Dude!
I am too tired for further comment.
But this is PRETTY DANG RAD, SON.  

anadapta said: Does this mean he has to fight your exes? Because, I mean, I assume most of them know martial arts or shooting things with sticks.

Shit son, I think you’re right.
The fact that I can quite easily beat him up does not bode well for him.
I maintain that blood chokes are a sign of affection.

Quoth the housemate:
“Look at you! Your hair’s even brighter! You really are Ramona Flowers now. You just need the nerdy boyfriend…
WAIT A MINUTE YOU HAVE ONE.”

Quick on the uptake, that boy.

bigbigtruck:

TJ and Amal Volume 1 is now available at Foyles bookstore in London! (Charing Cross location)

I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I LOVED FOYLES SO. 

wtfniceguys:

floormasterofanxiety:

skinniks-ace:

This is possibly the stupidest thing I’ve ever read.

I mean, really? REALLY!?

yeah see, maybe if you didn’t believe that women have no agency and essentially belong to you, they’d be more willing to give you a chance in the romance arena, you asshole.

Oh, what are they “supposed” to say?  ”Gee, you’ve been so nice to me, clearly you’re better than every other guy out there and now I owe you something, here’s a season’s pass to my vagina.” 
I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again.  Just because you’re nice to someone, you are not entitled to anything. Being a decent human being does not mean that she should date you or sleep with you. It means that you were being a decent fucking human being, and honestly, if you were being nice just to get in a girl’s pants, I really don’t think you’re all that decent. 

(Source: 9gag)

marcusto:

vanillavalerian:

Again, not mine. But omg this is so good aaaaaaaaaah

Some good face lighting ref

(via starline)

So, banjolele. 

a-hundred-coffees:

Nathan Fillion on Conan (x)

(Source: freakyx, via combustiblelemon)

New fucking year!
I built a snow cave.
That was pretty rad.